Browsing Posts published in November, 2004

Saturday night, I leave my favorite eatery and make my way over to my video store. What a loser. I remain there for only the briefest period of time, say, about as long as it would take an Iraqi mortar team to launch some rounds at U.S. troops. It was hell on earth inside the store. Teenagers rampaged through the CD racks, high velocity rounds cracked over our heads and that funny looking foreign guy with the long hair wandered aimlessly. Cheney was there too, with tones of Halliburton cash, so somehow that was supposed to make it better for us whiteys. There was a good reason for my quick departure, and it wasn’t the heavy artillery fire or a pack of furtive gophers (again). I found the Premium Edition Director’s Cut of Dawn of the Dead, released in Japan only seven days previously, on sale.

Dawn of the Dead, released in cinemas earlier this year, is director Zack Snyder’s full force assault on the 1978 movie of the same title, directed by George A. Romero. Romero, (and Polanski with Rosemary’s Baby) gave a bloody, pus-filled screaming re-birth to the Zombie horror genre in 68’s classic Night of the Living Dead. Romero continues to produce film to this day. Right now, even as I write, filming is underway for Land of the Dead. Land is set up after a Zombie Apocalypse takes place. The survivors managing to exist in a walled city as they fight out keep the undead out. Cool. Enough genre comment, I hear you say. Get to the point and make a general umbrella statement to kick off the mood of your review piece, you idol-research-undertaking, procrastinating-monkey-dancer!

Dawn in its original cinema release stood as a fully fledged, well-toughened, drooling, bleeding, brain-biting addition to the hallowed genre of the Zombie movie. As I watched, I mostly found the director’s cut adds to and builds on the film’s strong points — such as its hardcore gore factor, its actual character development (yes, I know, I was pleasantly shocked too) and dark humor — without detracting from the film’s pace. This was confirmed the next night while watching Snyder’s intro on the bonus disc. Dawn offers a refreshing start to the Zombie movie by not explaining how and why people are re-animating and chewing each others arms, legs and feet off. It just drops you from a height into the middle of a rapidly developing nightmare and leaves you there with no pants and with very little explanation at all. Useful device when it comes to us viewers relating quickly to the film’s central characters/zombie fodder. Our shared bond of ignorance forces us forward as survival instinct spawned puppets along with movies cast.

Most of the characters in the original cinema release were given a semi-decent background story during the film’s plot development, and this is one of the two points that the director’s cut seeks to flesh out a bit more. That’s a really bad pun. Sorry. No biscuit for me. The insights that we get during montage sequences give a bit more detail and we audience members in cinema land see more of the inner states of the characters before we get to see some of their insides in a more corporeal sense.

Yes, if ever the Hollywood dream machine deemed it okay to view extreme violence on the human form by inventing a cinematic device to dehumanize our bodies, then the Zombie film is it. The cinematography is pretty well refined with a nice, distinctive palate and a well-balanced overall color scheme and contrast-to-brightness ratio. The shadows are dark, the neons harsh, the bloods red and the film switches between color tones nicely to help progress its emotional pitch. Genre-wise its heavily produced, slick lighting contrasts nicely to the low-fi world produced in 28 Days Later, which I also really like, but for very different reasons. Dawn also lays it on heavy with the references to other films. There’s even a great Fellowship of the Ring dig thrown in. Dawn delivers on the goop factor in its re-edited version. In spades no less. Only on the bonus disc can you really comprehend the shear volumes of stage blood and guts that went into this production.

The bonus disc itself does a nice job. It has a few good, detailed special effects documentaries and the deleted scenes reel. It really stands out when it presents Andy’s video diary and a short film of all the fake news footage from the movie’s TV sets played out in a chronological order. It gives your Dawn fan a more in depth look at the broader picture surrounding the film’s world. It even fills in a plot hole that I had wondered about. However, all things said, it would have been good to see a bit more on the bonus disc. There’s a good hour worth of viewing there, but it just didn’t have enough insight to make it really special. A gag reel would have been good. How can you not have hilarity abound on a set with that much stage blood?

Dawn sometimes losses points with some oddly clichéd characters, but hey, it’s a Zombie flick, not eurotrash conceived art house, so let’s not try and read too much into it. Believe me, you can though. Periodically the script turns slightly banal and ruthlessly course. The nonchalant humor serves to even it out, however, and the end product is a well tuned rollercoaster for your avid zombie or action fan. If you don’t like Zombie films, then what are you even doing watching it? Boyfriends talk you into it? Or, then again, maybe its time all of you non-believers were converted. Sharon, hand me my chainsaw, my shotgun and my black leather gloves, its time to go to the mall.

Feel like there’s nothing to do on a rainy afternoon in Saga? Have your science needs suffered upon arrival in Japan? Are you looking for hot destination to impress your date?

Well, two out of three isn’t bad. Look no further than the Space and Science Museum south of Takeo.

Basic information

Hours: Open between 9:30 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. everyday except Mondays (unless Monday is a public holiday – then it’s open) .

How much?: 500 yen gets you in the front door, but if you really want to test your space-related Japanese language skills or are looking for a dark place to spend some time with your date, another 500 yen will buy you a ticket to the planetarium show.

Getting there: From the Takeo/Kitagata Highway interchange, hop onto Route 34, turn left at Ringer Hut (towards Kashima), go past Takeo Seiryo High School and continue to a “T” intersection. Turn left at the light and look for signs for the Space Museum. You will turn right and go up a hill.

Museum extras

There is also a romantic1 7 p.m. Saturday night planetarium showing where you can sit back, relax and let the melodious Japanese language tumble across your cerebrum. And that’s not all. There’s also an 8 p.m. Music and Star Journey that’s probably even hotter1.

Once inside the museum, nothing can get in your way except your imagination and all those adorable little Japanese kids. I’ve found that dressing as a scientist2, complete with white laboratory jacket, my hair in disarray and a pocket protector is enough for the staff to give me a personal guided tour of the museum.

Personally, I recommend the earthquake machine, because we are getting shortchanged on our living-in-Japan experience being in earthquake-free Saga. You can also fool around with the mud skippers (Saga’s beloved mascot), pick up sea cucumbers, watch seaweed grow, take a moon walk, play the simulated spaceship game with friends, look through the eyes of animals, stand in a really cold room and watch an ice crystal form, be strapped into one of those gyro machines that spins you in five directions at once and makes you puke, and the list just goes on and on.

If you do go, be sure and have a cup of coffee. You choose the ceramic cup you fancy made by a famous Saga potter.

Notes

1. Author has never actually, physically attended either showing and there are no guarantees regarding the romantic nature or hotness of the planetarium shows.

2. The author has never dressed as a scientist at this museum, but his hair must have been suitably disheveled as he was personally escorted around the museum.

Can Baseball Really Be Considered A Cultural Experience?

Hawks fans

In Japan, simply stepping out of your house could be considered a cultural experience, and, therefore, baseball in Japan would qualify as a cultural experience. So, taking a trip to the Fukuoka Dome to watch the 2003 Japan League Champion Fukuoka Daiei Hawks is a highly recommended destination. If you are at all familiar with baseball, (which is certainly not a prerequisite), it is more like going to a minor league baseball game in the States that has been taken over by the owner of a circus. Expect anything from excessive organized cheering, tons of garish plastic noise-makers, balloons and mascots to scantily-clad female cheerleaders, fireworks and retina-burning, neon-wearing beer venders. In short, expect a ton of fun.

The dome itself is completely air-conditioned, although it can be a bit warm in the upper-stratosphere seating section, and has the most florescent green field you’re ever likely to see. The best section to sit in is the right-field bleacher section. This is where the Fukuoka Daiei Hawks’ most passionate supporters wave their flags, play their drums and cheer. It is like a school sports day festival, except with more beer. If you like to lazily enjoy the game while eating three hot dogs and a bucket of popcorn like most Americans, be warned, you will be expected to stand every time the Fukuoka Daiei Hawks are batting and dance and cheer.

The good thing is you can eat that hot dog and not feel guilty about it, as you will probably be using up more energy than in all the other baseball games you have every attended (or played in) combined. As an added bonus: the more foreigners you get in a row in the bleacher section, the more likely you’ll wind up on that coveted Jumbotron television.

Tickets are available from any Lawson’s convenience store (owned by the Daiei corporation, incidentally) and can be purchased generally one month before the actual date. Outfield seating is a reasonable 1,500 yen, with ticket prices going up from there. All seating is good by the way.

Getting there

Take the train into Hakata station and take the subway out to Fukuoka Hawks Town or drive towards the harbor on the urban expressway until you see a big dome on the left-hand side. Parking is not difficult to find around the area.

The season starts in late March and goes until early October.